1999

June 3: da matrix
July 24: little robot rats
August 17: pop life
September 5: Sunday undies
September 22: that number you can dial
October 14: I order a spider's death
October 20: manic panic
November 17: slightly kickass
December 6: modern-day miracles
December 8: solemn vow / fuck cousin gwyn
December 19: brain training pain
December 30: so chilly / big head baby

2000

superheroes : January 3
real weather : March 8
no pinnochio : March 9
relativity : March 27
Swedes and poetry : March 28
in which I do not emerge victorious : March 31
postcards : April 10
meat / physics : April 17
poor Rudolph : April 24
a literary discussion : April 28
stone and flute : May 10
Secret Ingredient : May 28
in which I am Scully : June 4
scary elbow : June 5
barbarian / P.Y.T. : June 14
Kneecaps of Pain : June 19
godzilla / peanut butter will use nanotech : June 27
clash of the butts : June 30
the Barney-loving PTA : July 5
milkable : July 17
egg everywhere : July 23
Thunderbutt : July 25
 roots : August 3
baby talk : August 12
developer interface : August 19
I really am : September 1
alien probe : September 2
sausage and beer : September 19
Tot! : September 20
half 'n half : September 27
tolkien / twenty questions to rule them all : October 2
toilet-training : October 3
 'OooOooh, flowers!' : October 27
nuclear wessels : November 3
look a flying elk : November 5
shake the tot out : November 12
the day wasn't working out that way : November 17
in which I talk about hair again : November 20
bet : December 12
not porn : December 17
how exciting it is when a baby hiccups : December 19
Pär's grasp on pop culture : December 24